Bizarro Masterpiece Theatre: Stephen King’s The Shining

Suck it, Kubrick.

Bizarro Masterpiece Theatre: Undead or Alive

Best cowboy/zombie hunter ever.

Bizarro Masterpiece Theatre: Fubar 2

GIVE’R!!!

Bizarro Masterpiece Theatre: RoboCop 2

RoboCop is more punk than you think.

Bizarro Masterpiece Theatre: Jammin’ George’s Very Jammin’ Christmas

Jammin’ George rules ass again.

Bizarro Masterpiece Theatre: Hobo with a Shotgun

FUCK YES.

Bizarro Masterpiece Theatre: RoboCop

One of the great subversive films.

Bizarro Masterpiece Theatre: Con Air

Cinema goes to plaid!

Bizarro Masterpiece Theatre: The Maddams Family

Probably my favorite porn movie ever, because it doesn’t take itself seriously.

Bizarro Masterpiece Theatre: Dumb and Dumberer

A bad sequel that had potential.

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