Good riddance, fuckhead.
Whitney Houston Mourner Gets Her Body of Work Wrong
Big death jokes! Whee!
Valentine’s Day News Hell, 2012
Blah blah blah Valentine’s Day sucks blah blah blah.
Little Girl’s Tea Party Draws Inappropriate Crowd
The Tea Party has ruined tea parties forever.
Labor Day Groundhog Sees Own Shadow, Predicts Six More Months of Severe Economic Disparity
The Labor Day Groundhog hates poor people.
Rebecca Black Contracted to Sing New Theme to “Monday Night Football”
Rebecca Black is the new face of football. Deal with it.
Operation: Arizona Bay
CALIFORNIA (AP) ─ The comedian Bill Hicks, long thought to have died thirteen years ago as a result of pancreatic cancer, revealed his continued existence to the world on Wednesday, in a dick-joke laden YouTube video where he claimed responsibility for the current plague of California wildfires. In this message, Hicks, whose head had clearly been grafted onto a cybernetic body, disclosed that these fires are but pieces of a horrifying master plan which he dubbed “Operation: Arizona Bay”.
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