Good riddance, fuckhead.

Good riddance, fuckhead.
Big death jokes! Whee!
Blah blah blah Valentine’s Day sucks blah blah blah.
The Labor Day Groundhog hates poor people.
Rebecca Black is the new face of football. Deal with it.
CALIFORNIA (AP) ─ The comedian Bill Hicks, long thought to have died thirteen years ago as a result of pancreatic cancer, revealed his continued existence to the world on Wednesday, in a dick-joke laden YouTube video where he claimed responsibility for the current plague of California wildfires. In this message, Hicks, whose head had clearly been grafted onto a cybernetic body, disclosed that these fires are but pieces of a horrifying master plan which he dubbed “Operation: Arizona Bay”.
In Memoriam: Beatrice Arthur
By, Caspian Shadowmort